Monday, March 22, 2004

THINGS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW

IF A GIRL GIVES YOU HER NUMBER:

*It is okay to wait 2 days like the movies…(but don’t wait 2 days, call it and don’t leave a message.) I have your number now thanks to call ID – PSYCHO!

*You may be afraid to leave a voicemail because you are still nervous cause you’re calling and now you have to leave a message? If you're smooth, you’ll be short & sweet; or witty so you make her want to call you back. No need to leave a short story though then I’m already bored.

YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO CALL HER:

*It’s okay if you wait less than 24 hours after you received the digits, but I wouldn’t call at like 4 am after you’re home eating Taco Bell with your buddies.

*It’s not okay to call after 10pm on a weekday, I don’t care if your minutes start then or what. To me it means you put it off till the last possible second.

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND:

*You mention living with your parents. You’re out. I don’t care how great I thought you were, I don’t need to babysit. Call me a bitch but that’s how most girls see it.

*You mention not having a job = not hot. There’s the exception of just losing it, or quitting one, but usually it’s shear laziness= NOT SEXY.

*If you want to chat on the phone that’s great, but have something to say.

*If you can't flirt with a girl appropriately why flirt at all? I don't need the juvenile tactics (like throwing things, yes it's happened to me). I already lived that when I was younger. Sure it was like the first couple of times but I get it, you like me. Why dont' you tell me or show me in other ways? In fact, why don't you take a bit of advice and just do it.

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